Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!
RULES
- You do NOT have to follow me
- Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)- I will ship anywhere world wide
- Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
- Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
- The winner will be picked with a random number generator
I have a few captions:
Tampax Radiant: For your heaviest days.
Stark Enterprises presents: Cybernetic Body Suits for all your transvestitic needs.
Seriously, is there anything Robert Downey Jr. isn’t perfect for? No.
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Tumblr break
Excuse me, tumblr. But I have to take a break from mindlessly reblogging to pluck all the hair from my face in the hopes that one day some handsome asshole who won’t deserve me will find me attractive enough to commit to.
Why isn’t this reblogged more? He is touching his junk. Nay. Shaking his junk at you.
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Slow clap. Best joke ever.
People in the future are going to think we had really shitty, grainy, robotic cameras that said really rude and inappropriate things over our pictures.
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
Then her propensity for getting as close to ground level as humanely possible is doubly impressive with multiple limbs!
GREAT OPENING OR GREATEST OPENING?
I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR THE THEME SONG IN YOUR HEAD
dun dun dun dun duuuum dun dun!!!
man, hearing this theme song from the other room would cause my cousin and i to lose. our. fucking. minds. loved this show so much.
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Isnt the baby gonna roast in there?
He gonna be fresh doe.
lol baby gonna be walking around looking like a Wendy’s baked potato
lmao these fools
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TORNETTE PITTS: First to warp the time-space continuum by slapping somebody into next week.